A kindergarten with Lipstick!!
Pretty buildings, a nice view and a warm sea cannot make up for derogatory and humiliating service and prison-quality food. The Dreams hotel is a kindergarten with lipstick.
I've had wonderful experiences at Dreams in Mexico and became a repeat customer there. I based my choice of staying in Corfu on that reputation and discovered that the brand is entirely inconsistent. (Any experience that you've had with Dreams will not be what you have in Corfu!)
If you're okay with being spoken down to (No, it's not a Greek-style service), being argued with, being belittled, ignored, given pre-mixed drinks, fed low-quality food, and generally want to pay extra for that experience... then the Dreams Corfu is for you!
Special thanks to the incompetent and insolent young blonde front desk girl, apathetic pool restaurant service manager, and lobby-bar bartenders!! You made my stay especially horrible!! (Housekeeping, you were great and should find somewhere else to work!)